🧨 WTF – Ben Franklin Fireworks Tee
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Description
By Tuck Frump Co.
Ever wonder what Ben Franklin would say if he saw the state of things in 2025? Spoiler alert: it’s probably “WTF.”
This unapologetically patriotic and deeply unamused tee features a screaming Franklin against a backdrop of red, white, and unhinged — er, fireworks. Perfect for July 4th barbecues, protest marches, or awkward family picnics where someone brings up “1776” unironically.
Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee with just enough rage and sarcasm to spark a conversation.
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10% of ALL profits are donated to LGBTQ+ Youth Programs and Migrant Legal Services.
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Exclusive Tuck Frump Co.™ design featuring Ben Franklin having a well-earned meltdown
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Red, white, and WTF — perfect for Independence Day and indignation
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Printed on premium soft cotton with a unisex fit
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Great for fireworks, hot dogs, and burning down bad ideas (figuratively)
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Machine washable, revolution-ready
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Printed to order — no inventory waste, no fascist fluff
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Designed in the USA by people who know Franklin wouldn’t be into book bans
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.