Screw You and Your Stupid Patriarchy - Racer Back Tank Top

Finally, a Tank That Understands Your Existential Dread (and Political Opinions)

Ah, the halcyon days of... well, whenever this charming tableau was apparently aspirational. Relive the glory (heavy emphasis on the air quotes) of a bygone era where breakfast in bed was less a thoughtful gesture and more a symbolic representation of societal power structures.

This racer back tank top isn't just a fashion statement; it's a wearable commentary on the delicate dance of oppression and poorly made coffee. Perfect for those days when you want to subtly (or not so subtly) remind everyone that yes, we have noticed the persistent undertones of inequality.

Crafted from the finest materials that probably weren't sourced ethically back in that time, this shirt screams, "I appreciate vintage aesthetics with a healthy dose of modern-day outrage." Wear it to brunch with your most woke friends, to that awkward family gathering where Uncle Gary still thinks trickle-down economics is a viable strategy, or frankly, anywhere you want to silently (or loudly, if someone asks) declare your allegiance to the cause of "not going back to that."

Get yours today and let the subtle (okay, maybe not that subtle) messaging do the talking. Because sometimes, a picture (and some well-placed text) is worth a thousand pointed sighs.

Product features
- Designed with side seams for durability and a flattering shape.
- Self-fabric binding ensures a sleek, cohesive look.
- Crafted from a soft blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for a luxurious feel.
- Lightweight fabric perfect for an active lifestyle at just 4 oz/yd².
- Tear-away label for ultimate comfort during wear.

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat