RAD WIFE - Apron (yes, we know...)

Presenting the "RAD WIFE" Apron. Because irony is best served with a side of freshly baked defiance.

Yes, it's an apron. Yes, it features a delightfully retro image. But let's be clear: the only "tradition" being upheld here is the time-honored one of telling outdated expectations where they can shove it. This isn't your grandma's apron... unless your grandma had a secret rebellious streak and a fantastic tattoo artist.

Sporting the crossed-out "TRAD" and the unapologetic "WIFE," this apron lets everyone know you might be in the kitchen, but it's on your own damn terms. Perfect for baking subversive treats, crafting your escape plan, or just looking fabulous while dismantling stereotypes.

Made from durable, spill-resistant material (because let's face it, even revolutionaries make a mess sometimes), this apron is as functional as it is hilariously contradictory. Wear it to your next potluck and watch the cognitive dissonance bloom. It’s the perfect gift for the rad wife in your life—or yourself, because you deserve a good laugh and a stylish way to keep the flour off your clothes while you plot the downfall of the patriarchy, one delicious dish at a time.

Product features
- 100% polyester canvas for soft comfort
- Tie-back closure for a secure fit
- Stain-free protection from spills and mess
- Vibrant printing for bright, crisp colors
- One size fits most (31.5" x 25.6")

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle