Screw You and Your Stupid Patriarchy T-Shirt

Finally, a Shirt That Understands Your Existential Dread (and Political Opinions)

Ah, the halcyon days of... well, whenever this charming tableau was apparently aspirational. Relive the glory (heavy emphasis on the air quotes) of a bygone era where breakfast in bed was less a thoughtful gesture and more a symbolic representation of societal power structures.

This short-sleeve tee isn't just a fashion statement; it's a wearable commentary on the delicate dance of oppression and poorly made coffee. Perfect for those days when you want to subtly (or not so subtly) remind everyone that yes, we have noticed the persistent undertones of inequality.

Crafted from the finest materials that probably weren't sourced ethically back in that time, this shirt screams, "I appreciate vintage aesthetics with a healthy dose of modern-day outrage." Wear it to brunch with your most woke friends, to that awkward family gathering where Uncle Gary still thinks trickle-down economics is a viable strategy, or frankly, anywhere you want to silently (or loudly, if someone asks) declare your allegiance to the cause of "not going back to that."

Get yours today and let the subtle (okay, maybe not that subtle) messaging do the talking. Because sometimes, a picture (and some well-placed text) is worth a thousand pointed sighs.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek design.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for a polished look.
- Shoulder tape adds stability and comfort.
- Made from soft, durable ring-spun cotton for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced with quality certifications for peace of mind.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean