Screw You and Your Stupid Patriarchy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Finally, a Shirt That Understands Your Existential Dread (and Political Opinions)

Ah, the halcyon days of... well, whenever this charming tableau was apparently aspirational. Relive the glory (heavy emphasis on the air quotes) of a bygone era where breakfast in bed was less a thoughtful gesture and more a symbolic representation of societal power structures.

This long-sleeve tee isn't just a fashion statement; it's a wearable commentary on the delicate dance of oppression and poorly made coffee. Perfect for those days when you want to subtly (or not so subtly) remind everyone that yes, we have noticed the persistent undertones of inequality.

Crafted from the finest materials that probably weren't sourced ethically back in that time, this shirt screams, "I appreciate vintage aesthetics with a healthy dose of modern-day outrage." Wear it to brunch with your most woke friends, to that awkward family gathering where Uncle Gary still thinks trickle-down economics is a viable strategy, or frankly, anywhere you want to silently (or loudly, if someone asks) declare your allegiance to the cause of "not going back to that."

Get yours today and let the subtle (okay, maybe not that subtle) messaging do the talking. Because sometimes, a picture (and some well-placed text) is worth a thousand pointed sighs.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity
- Shoulder tape for extra support and stability
- Medium weight fabric, ideal for layering or standalone wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron